The week is fast coming to an end and I’d like to think I’m glad but I’ve got so much planned, I doubt if I’ll get any rest. Oh well let’s see how it goes.
WWYD? You didn’t read that wrong. It’s What Would You Do? … We probably know the ‘What Would Jesus Do’ Slogan right? Well today, I’m asking you all what you would do if you found yourself in some situations.
When I’m alone, which is most of the time, I find myself thinking of all sorts of things. Some amuse me while some I dare not linger on cos they scare the crap out of me. I think of stuff like…
- What would you do if you woke up one day say age 26, and found out you were adopted?
- What would you do if the person you’ve been married to for years suddenly decides to change his/her sex? Yup transgender shii?
- What would you do if you got pregnant by a rapist?
- What would you do if your mum and wife/husband were drowning and you could save just one?
- What would you do if you were president for a day?
- What would you do if you found a bag of N1 million naira close to your door?
- What would you do if your fiance/fiancee doesn’t show up on your wedding day?
- What would you change about you if you could?
- What would you do if you needed an organ transplant and the only available donor Is a family member who is HIV positive?
These and many more are the type of things I find myself thinking of. It’s easy to think we have the answers to some of these questions now especially when we aren’t currently faced with such situations..
So tell us, WWYD?
The 1mil found is easiest to answer. If u found out u were adopted u go back to bed unless ur birth father na Dangote. If ur spouse does sex change u donate him/her to the Kardashians
Looooooooooool. Oooh dear..
Ahahahahahahah yeah! Been there done it…..
The thought that has never crossed my mind is the transgender one! Like seriously!!!!! But then, what can one do? I would just take it d way it comes. Moreover! This world is full of surprises. Who says u have to like all d surprises? Right! Lol
Abi oo. I think I agree lol…
I have no idea why you would be thinking this sorta things oh madam! Anyways let’s c if I was faced with these issues….
Adopted? If he’s richer than present peeps then he owes me lots of money but current peeps still take first place. They are the real mvp’s.
Transgender! All these sort of issue I try avoid discussing them but I just hope we haven’t had kids. If we do I’m gonna sue her/ his ass off till he/she has nothing. Not even sure if they should have a new pronoun for trans…like “it”
Mum& spouse drowning?? What the hell where they thinking…I hope the life guards are close by. I trust my mum sha she won’t even go close to a water body expect her bath tub!
If I were president one day…I would execute all the people who have stolen public funds and put a law that executes politicians who still public funds.
1m is change. If I can find the owner the condition of getting his money back is that 10% of the money would be donated to charity before he gets the rest. If he disagrees he would get an empty bag with the address of the motherless baby home where an anonymous person gave 1m to.
Bride absconds on wedding day??The bride should just know she owes me all the money spent on her since the first text msg I sent. She can’t marry on this earth again oh….I know who she is , I will find her and I will….u know the rest…
Na to collect the organ na! People live good lives with HIV.
Don’t take any of these comments seriously cos until we are really faced with these issues we never know what our response or reactions would be!
Lmaooo.ure the only person I know who will answer all the questions and answer them the way you did! I’m still laughing…
Well I believe in all this, we shd make d best of the situation and try to find a balance, my philosophy is life is what we make it.
I guess if I was adopted, I would probably want to meet my real parents to say a big thanks. “E go pain them” but they did a good job giving me up.
Gender change shii??? Gerrara here….
I can’t get pregnant if I was raped even if I don’t wear a condom.. LOL
My mum swims like a fish…. I gatt u bae!!!
To be president for A day, I’ll make sure it’s a public holiday I pick n go on vacation with all the perks…
This 1million wahala…. Make nobody ask me question ooo.
No show on wedding day? Na she go suffer am wen people start to dey ask for aso-ebi refund!!!
What would I change about me? I really can’t say… I like me
For the organ transplant, I would take it cause I would be expected to believe there is more to my existence even if I don’t see it, there’s a reason why people get second chances… ROCK ON!!!
Hmmm assuming mum couldn’t swim. Thank God for lil mercies ooo. Can’t stop laughing @asoebi refund. Didn’t see that one coming nice one hehe. Loool funny answers..
Well well well….hmmm let’s see..
if i woke up one day and found out I’m adopted..I’d want 2knw y I was given up..
Sex change? I’ll buy a strap-on for us and life goes on..
Abt drownin…hmm who says I cant swim?
president for a day,well I’ll pack all the corrupt old men that hv refused to leave power alone and naija money and dump them in Uranus .
N1 million naira?which N1million? I didn’t see nuffin *straight face*
U leave me at d altar na amadioha and sango go do tag team find u…
Oh boy I go collect the organ oo no vex..
We will sha share the #Unseen 1million oo lol.
If I were president for one day, that’d be something. Would definitely have to think about that one. Greetings!