November

November is already proving to be a month to remember… ?

As I type, I’m sitting here and by here I mean the hospital, listening to Chemistry by Falz & Simi patiently waiting for my injection when the nurse beckons on me to step inside.

I’m a bit skeptical because she’s on the phone grinning and chatting away, so I pause at the door hoping she would end the call but Alas! She reaches for her earpiece. Wait!!! What?!!! Interesting…

Hello November…

Let’s fast forward the part where she mouths “have you eaten” and the part where I mouth back “are you sure you’re reading my file properly“, to the part where she actually fills up the syringe and gestures for me to turn around and *pause*

*pause* errr there’s still a *pause*, I start to look around tapping my left foot still waiting *pause* Bear with me guys, I did the same thing too.

Until my gaze landed on her. This missy had her hands clapsed over her mouth trying to stiffle her laugh. It was quite obvious at this point she was talking to a guy *RME*

I’m supposed to get upset at all of this right? I mean not only was she being unprofessional, she was wasting my time but nope, I couldn’t be bothered.

You see, I found it quite amusing the way her eyes kept lighting up and her smile made her look real pretty plus I was in no hurry to have that needle stuck in my bum so… No hurries it is just the 1st of November after all lol.

Finally she stabs my bum with the needle (Still on the phone) and in less than 10seconds we are done.

No, she didn’t rub my bum to ease the pain, nor did she hand me a lolipop or a sticker for being brave (judge me not). I’m just happy day one of my three day injection is done and someone (the nurse) is in love.

I left the hospital with a smile on my face hoping I can keep it in place for tomorrow marks Brians fourth remembrance and yes it still hurts!

I hope you all had a good 1st of November.

Kisses loves!!!

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25 thoughts on “November Came Knocking With Some Humour…”

  1. Haha!
    Love it,please rub your bum by yourself , better if you have help. Just make sure a slight massage happens (speaking from experience).
    Get well soon Hun

  2. This is quite a hilarious and interesting post? That nurse though, the things guys can do to us. I hope you’re feeling better? Get well soon.❤

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  3. Naija nurses ehnn? It’s almost like they’re sad about something. Get well soon, Grace! Get you some MnM next time so you can pop some in your mouth just as she inserts the syringe in your bum. Lol

  4. I laughed so hard, the mental image of the nurse giggling on the phone while listening to sweet nothings and still attempting to “chook” you with injection was hilarious . 😀

    Get well soon.

    Best wishes for the new month!

    1. Heeey Nedu…

      I’m glad you like this post. I went back the next two days and it was the same nurse. The story eh. seems she has a thing for “unprofessionalism” hope I typed that right lol.

      Kisses.

  5. Will you chase me down in fury if I tell you I actually like injections? Your response determines whether I say it or not.

    And hugs, Brian’s fourth remembrance must have been painful for you.

    1. Hi Uju,

      No I wont chase you down cos I actually prefer injections. I’m not just sure of a “giggling loved eye unprofessional nurse” stabbing my bum with a needle.

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