Clingy Girlfriends, What’s Not To Love – Relationships

Clingy

Hey Hey Heeeey.

And a special hey to all the Clingy girlfriends out there. Y’all are  the real mvp’s.

I’m laughing so hard as I lie on my bed drafting this post. I’m sure a lot of you read the title of this post and went ‘huh’. Well, the way I see it, clingy girlfriends are the best and I’ll share why I think so.

Clingy Girlfriends…

A clingy girlfriend is a great girlfriend who either hasn’t got enough love or just wants more love from her boyfriend. Now that’s not really a bad thing is it? Clingy girlfriends are extremely loving. In fact too loving, it can pass for obsession which again isn’t such a bad thing right? Hehehe. Here are some traits of a clingy overly loving girlfriend.

  •  They want to talk for hours and he doesn’t. Errr brother, who gave you the right not to want to talk to her all day everyday? I’m sure when you were trying to get her to be your girlfriend, you called, texted, face timed, skyped, Snap chatted, Instagramed, whatsapped, Face booked, DMed, Flashed her regularly. Now what’s changed? Has the novelty worn off and you’re eager to go back to how things were when you were single? I don’t think so.
  • They don’t have a life of their own and hate that you do. Common, whats the harm in sharing your life with her? She is after all your significant other. Why bother going out with friends and then come home to give her the gist when she can be there with you and witness it all firsthand. They would gladly give up hanging out with their own friends just to be with you. Awww how cute.
  • They don’t think you love them as much as they love youHere she is showing you all the love and affection you may ever get all your life. Texting you every five minutes, drawing hearts on her notepad with your names in it and sending a picture of it to you, buying his and hers everything you can think of, always telling you how much she loves you and you’re there acting like shes smoldering you? You better behave yourself and match her love affection for affection, heart drawings and all. 
  • They want your attention all the time. Oh I’m so up for this one. If you’re not paying all that attention to her then who please? Some girl you met in the bar on some lucky day the girlfriend was down with menstrual cramps and couldn’t tag along? Or is it a female colleague at work? Could it even be that project you’ve been working on that could give you your big break? Well whatever it is, the girlfriend comes first. You can do all other things when shes not around or fast asleep. Case closed.
  • They think their relationship needs to be improved all the time. Aint no harm in this. I don’t see anything wrong in evaluating the relationship every once in a while. Think of it like a relationship  KPI. Discussing issues, bringing up problems you guys have every time is healthy. No? This way, you know the areas that need improvement. Be guided.
  • They think they are your best role model. You probably should listen attentively to your girlfriend when she goes off on how your friends are bad influence. She’s only trying to protect you from them and bad situations. She is after all, your ever loving girlfriend and would never ever do anything to hurt you, at least not on purpose she wont. Shes definitely got your back. Listen to her. 
  • They are always the damsels in distress. I find this rather cute. Guys like to feel needed and in control so there’s absolutely nothing wrong with her calling you up every time to sort her out. She’s got the damsel in distress role fully locked down. No time for miss independent. You’re the maaaaaaan!!!
  • They want a joint social media account/want you to show them off to the world. Look on the bright side, you don’t have to worry about updating your status and all. She’s got that covered. She doesnt mind flooding your social media pages with pictures of both of you. That way, other girls know you are taken and should back off. This actually scores you some points as some girls find this cute and think you’re the best kind of boyfriend, always flaunting his girlfriend. Little do they know who runs the account. Genius.

Oh there’s more but I’ll stop here. A guy once asked me to be his girlfriend, and when I asked why he wanted me to date him, his reply was ‘you’re fragile and you need me’. Isn’t he implying he wants a clingy girlfriend? Looooooool. You can be rest assured she’s def not cheating on you. Where’s the time for that bro?

But you all know this post is just for laughs right? Have a blessed day loves.

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34 Comments

  • sophie November 19, 2015 at 2:33 am

    Hot tears.. abi o. With all this show of love from the girlfriend, what’s not to love. Thanks Gracey, I needed the laugh.

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    • Grace Gigi November 19, 2015 at 9:43 am

      Ohh you’re most welcome. We aim to please.

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  • efegigi November 19, 2015 at 5:31 am

    Hmmmm. I know we need a lot especially from our men but I also believe everything shd have a balance.

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  • Lade November 19, 2015 at 6:23 am

    Lmaoooo I totally enjoyed reading this you have no idea!! Most guys today are def looking for the damsel in distress but my ladies be all about that independent life now!! Who gon give in?
    Toyinwithfashion.com

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    • Grace Gigi November 19, 2015 at 9:44 am

      I’m glad you liked the post.. really who gon give?! Hehe.

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  • TANG November 19, 2015 at 9:01 am

    I almost freaked for real! Lmao! A whole post dripping with sarcasm…. you are so somehow hehehehehe. The role model part cracked me up sha. P.S your polyvore is making me covet a lot of things which is not good for my bank account abeg LOL.
    wumituase.wordpress.com

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    • Grace Gigi November 19, 2015 at 9:45 am

      You caught it. All for laughs babe.
      Hmmm don’t empty your account o.im not there.

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  • John November 19, 2015 at 11:26 am

    Yea right. Fleeing for my dear life. Lol.

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    • Grace Gigi November 19, 2015 at 11:32 am

      Scared of the lil girlies are we? Lol

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  • Ezinne Zara November 19, 2015 at 11:58 am

    Haha! “You’re fragile & you need me” ???? that part spayed. Beautiful post! I loved reading it. Too much truth there tbh. Keep it up!

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    • Grace Gigi November 19, 2015 at 12:00 pm

      Thank you very much Ezinne…

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  • dleonalife November 19, 2015 at 1:52 pm

    Oh Grace this is so beautiful. I knew it will be a great read. I was just ‘lol-ing’ all through. Lol.

    http://www.dleonalife.blogspot.com

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    • Grace Gigi November 19, 2015 at 2:16 pm

      If you were loling all through then mission accomplished. Thank you for reading…

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  • Johnny November 19, 2015 at 3:10 pm

    Menh!!! If uve got yourself a Clingy babe for a girlfriend, I envy you not! Clingy babes are really Jealous and most times insecure babes! So if uve got yourself one, all Im gon say is; Hope uve got urself a gun.

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  • ann November 19, 2015 at 5:13 pm

    Lol……fantastic post.

    You need me indeed…taaaaaaaa!!!!

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  • Oyime J November 19, 2015 at 7:17 pm

    Lool. Loved this post 🙂

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  • Obianuju November 19, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    A girlfriend who wants to be near you everyday? It’s so beeyouutiful!
    Cherish her. Then when she falls asleep, RUN.
    funny post though

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  • Nedoux November 19, 2015 at 10:21 pm

    Hahahaha! This post was very tongue-in-cheek.

    “you’re fragile and you need me.” Ah! That guy needed to be needed o. 😀

    “you don’t have to worry about updating your status and all. She’s got that covered.” really cracked me up, do people actually have joint social media accounts? Hian!

    PS: The new photograph in your “About me” page is all shades of glamourous, you look really lovely.

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    • Grace Gigi November 20, 2015 at 2:42 am

      Lol @needed to be needed. You’ld be amazed at the things these gfs can do. Thank you for your ever kind words…

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  • Sandra November 20, 2015 at 7:27 am

    Loll! I’m so glad I read this post early in the morning. Started my day with LOLs.
    Clingy gfs though, the way all their efforts are counterproductive is funny. They need a keeping a man crash course.
    “You’re fragile and you need me” ????????

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  • Tochi November 20, 2015 at 9:44 am

    All these men and their craze hmmm I pray o! You only find such men once in a life time.

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  • francis November 20, 2015 at 9:58 am

    She gets to produce, direct and star in the movie “your life” while u get a supporting actor role. Worse still if urs na ‘waka pass’ in story of ur own life

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  • Ifunanya November 20, 2015 at 10:02 am

    LOOOL, Funniest thing i have read in a while, weirdly true when you really think about it…..
    Nice one Gracie….xxx

    http://www.sunlightdreamer.blogspot.com

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  • Jen November 21, 2015 at 9:21 am

    LOOOL! Grace oh!
    Are you sure you are not describing yourself? :p
    But to be honest, I think I have clingy tendencies.
    I mean, when you love something/someone, you want it/them all to yourself. Abi?

    Nigerian and Natural

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    • Grace Gigi November 21, 2015 at 9:25 am

      Gbam!!! Cling on Jen, Cling on loool

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  • Naturalgirlonabudget November 23, 2015 at 11:02 pm

    Lool this cracked me up! I heard people say ‘it’s not your phone. It’s our phone’ or ‘who’s calling us?’.. I’m not clingy but I don’t mind a clingy boyfriend jare..

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    • Grace Gigi November 24, 2015 at 1:50 am

      Haa. That could be dangerous o..

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  • bisi November 27, 2015 at 10:36 pm

    clingy babes can look caring at first but afterwards it gets old and tiring. I think d best is to maintain a balance and not cross d line

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  • crazynigeriangirl January 19, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    When you’re clingy to someone who appreciates that you want to share your every moment with them is great but when you;re clingy to a person who doesn’t value you, the relationship can end before you even say Jack.

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