Cheesy Pick Up Lines – The Worst Ever…

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This post has been sitting in my draft since last year and I somehow forgot about it until today. In a bid to cheer myself up, I decided to finish it up and post, plus some guy was rather persistent this morning…As a girl, let’s go with female, I have had my fair share of guys trying to chat me up and in the process, dropped a few very cheesy pick up lines. Some are so terrible you can’t help but laugh wondering how on earth someone could ever think up such. I took to Google and found some. I hope you get to laugh as much as I did cos this actually cheered me up a bit.

Cheesy pick up lines…

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I’m reading these lines and wondering if they really work? I know you guys have heard your fair share of pick up lines, feel free to share using the comment box.

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26 Comments

  • Ihuoma February 25, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    Hahahahaha. Hilarious! How about this, ‘Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?’ Lmao

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  • Toni February 25, 2016 at 2:09 pm

    Lmao!!! Guys can be a handful tho

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    • Grace Gigi February 26, 2016 at 1:21 pm

      Thank goodness you know this.

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  • chidi February 25, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Hi,u look familiar did u school in uniben?or hi do u HV a sister called Cynthia…Oh sorry u look like someone I used 2knw,anyway my name is Kenneth what’s urs….(gosh I’m so tired of this line..it’s like the only thing guys know now)

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    • Grace Gigi February 26, 2016 at 1:21 pm

      After all this, they still ask for your name? Lool.

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  • omozafe February 25, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Ur feet must hurt kos uve been running ard in my dream. Lie lie men, tshew.

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  • Jodi-Kay Edwards February 25, 2016 at 5:53 pm

    Hahah these are great.
    http://lifestylefinesse.com/madam-glam-gel-kit/

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  • favourmoyse February 26, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    hello, my name is mark . i’m a deportee….that day eh…. i froze

    ARE YOU PREGNANT? HUH??? I’M I PREGNANT???

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    • Grace Gigi February 26, 2016 at 1:23 pm

      Ahan, he wants you to know that he was once in the obodoibo….

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  • chioma February 26, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    “Herro baby girl. Do you rive around here?. Because ees raik i’ve been seeing yew moving about this area before. My name ees Ifeanyi and ayam a happening guy in this area.”
    Meanwhile nigga lost me at “Herro baby girl”

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  • Ola February 26, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    Lol. Some cheesy pickup lines still make me laugh but you see those guys that send all these love texts culled from that N50 book are the worst. Laitanbee.blogspot.com

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    • Grace Gigi February 26, 2016 at 2:58 pm

      Oh baby as I dip my hand in this ocean of love to rite you this love text… oooh my days!!!

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  • tonye igbani February 26, 2016 at 6:52 pm

    I can’t remember any at the moment but I know I’ve heard a lot of stupid ones. Lol!
    I’ve stopped paying attention when boys/men talk.

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  • Nedoux February 27, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    Hi Gracey,

    I have laughed so hard at the comments of other readers. XD

    I am so glad that I am a woman, trying to speak to a girl for the first time is not easy at all.

    Have a lovely weekend.

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    • Grace Gigi February 27, 2016 at 8:11 pm

      Heeey Nedu.

      I’m glad you laughed hard. Enjoy your weekend

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  • Funke Olotu February 29, 2016 at 8:36 pm

    I was about to walk but I saw an angel and my spirit told me to stop and collect your number so please give me and open the gate of heaven for me
    I cried that day ????????????????

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  • Ruchy March 3, 2016 at 3:14 pm

    Hahahaha…so funny… I’m so tired of these lines, especially “you look familiar”

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  • June Ud March 7, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    Lmao!
    Which one is, ‘you must be a keyboard because you are just my type’. (I know some of my Aba brothers are capable of these atrocities)
    *And June wept…*

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  • Berry Dakara March 9, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Some guys sha

    Berry Dakara Blog

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  • A1 Boss April 1, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    My specialty. Here’s one that you’re sure to fall for: “If you were a fruit you’d be a FINEAPPLE.”

    I’m kidding. Pick up lines are a funny conversation topic though lol

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    • Grace Gigi April 1, 2016 at 2:23 pm

      Nooooooooo ????????????????????

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  • Cherryðoc™ August 21, 2016 at 8:59 am

    “Hey Gracey, my name is Cherryðoc & I know you from NSG even though we haven’t interacted”. Pls tell me this isn’t one of ’em ‘cheesy’ pick up lines. ?.
    On a serious note Gracey, awesome blog you have here. I love the originality & uniqueness of your niche. May you break new grounds & reach great heights! #Blessings
    Cherryðoc™

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I appreciate all your comments!

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